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More things to think about


1. Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why do they use sterilized
needles for death by lethal injection?

5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

6. Why do kids get suspended from school
when they were skipping in the first place?
 
7. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


8. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?

9. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?

10. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

11. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try
but will open from it the next time you try?

12. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

13. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

14. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the
heat in the summer at the same temp

  And Finally...

15. The statistics on sanity are:
that one out of every four persons is suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends,
if they're okay, then it's you. . .


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ok. i admit...i do #10.

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I've done #9 twice tonight.

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hopeful wishing.

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quote:

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?



LOL..I do that!
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15. The statistics on sanity are:
that one out of every four persons is suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends,
if they're okay, then it's you. . .

i am ok there all my m8s are frickin mental so that makes me sane...yey! i was wondering to myselves which one of us was nuts but now i know we are all okemoticon


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