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Morgue identification


Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, aint Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it aint Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

Daryl said, "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

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Not bad ;)

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that was funny
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