Blond jokes! https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/t218 Runboard| Blond jokes! en-us Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:22:37 +0000 Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:22:37 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p212311,from=rss#post212311https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p212311,from=rss#post212311Three blondes walk into a bar, a guy walks past and says "That must of hurt" A little original but so what. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Krix)Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:51:55 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2165,from=rss#post2165https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2165,from=rss#post2165********** A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde". "I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger." **********nondisclosed_email@example.com (jokerscrowbar)Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:55:51 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2164,from=rss#post2164https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2164,from=rss#post216410 stars for whomever came up with that one about the jigsaw puzzle. LOL Hilarious!nondisclosed_email@example.com (rubybean)Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:37:16 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2163,from=rss#post2163https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2163,from=rss#post2163A blonde was driving to the mall when she got pulled over for speeding by a blonde traffic cop. Policewoman:'Let me see your drivers licence' Blonde:'What does it look like?' Policewoman:'Its shiny, oblong and has your picture on it' The blonde rummages in her bag and hands over her make up mirror. Blonde:'Do you mean this?' Policewoman looking at it: 'Thats it, Oh and forget the ticket I didn't realize you were a cop too'nondisclosed_email@example.com (jokerscrowbar)Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:27:52 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2162,from=rss#post2162https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2162,from=rss#post2162 :dgfasd: lovl!nondisclosed_email@example.com (jokerscrowbar)Mon, 20 Feb 2006 23:02:58 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2161,from=rss#post2161https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2161,from=rss#post2161Those are a RIOT! Joker LOL!!!!! A blonde, brunette, and a red head were captured and put before a fireing squad..... first they brought out the brunette, and they asked her "any last words?" She thinks, then points and screems "TORNADO" and everyone runs, and she excapes. Then the red head.... they ask "any last words?" She thinks then points and screems "HURRICANE!" Everyone runs and screams and she gets away.... Then the blonde... they ask "any last words?" and she ponts and screems "FIRE!" nondisclosed_email@example.com (Mr Titanic)Mon, 20 Feb 2006 21:38:04 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2160,from=rss#post2160https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2160,from=rss#post2160There were three girls in a room with only a door to get out. there was a black-haired girl, a red-haired girl, a brown-haired girl and a blonde-haired girl. The black-haired girl said "If you walk up to the door and tell the truth you can go but if you lie, you die." and vanished. The red head walks up to the door and says "I think i'm good at maths." She leaves. The brown head walks up to the door and says "I think i like to play games" she leaves. The blonde head walks up to door and says "I think" she died. lol :dgfasd: nondisclosed_email@example.com (Brengirl)Sun, 29 Jan 2006 15:18:03 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2159,from=rss#post2159https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2159,from=rss#post2159Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came across some tracks. the first blonde said she thought they were wolf tracks, the second blond said she thought they were probably dog tracks, the third blond was about to say something when the train hit them. nondisclosed_email@example.com (jokerscrowbar)Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:39:20 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2158,from=rss#post2158https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2158,from=rss#post2158lmaonondisclosed_email@example.com (NeoStarr)Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:10:05 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2157,from=rss#post2157https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2157,from=rss#post2157There Was A Blonde Driving Along The Road On Her Way To The Shopping Mall, She Recvied A Call From Her Husband On Her Mobile. Her Husband Said That She Had To Be Very Carefull Becasue There is A Nutty Women On The Road Driving On The Wrong Side. The Blonde Shouted, Only One? There Are Thousands Of Them! :ejeje: nondisclosed_email@example.com (moneyballs2)Tue, 24 Jan 2006 13:21:19 +0000 https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2156,from=rss#post2156https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2156,from=rss#post2156lmao!!!!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Xiao Lynn)Thu, 19 Jan 2006 12:35:28 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2155,from=rss#post2155https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2155,from=rss#post2155What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? - Preganant Why did the blonde have square boobs? - She didn't take the tissues out of the box nondisclosed_email@example.com (Mr Titanic)Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:54:15 +0000 https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2154,from=rss#post2154https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2154,from=rss#post2154lmao. that's funny!!!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Xiao Lynn)Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:01:09 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2153,from=rss#post2153https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2153,from=rss#post2153Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. nondisclosed_email@example.com (NeoStarr)Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:50:34 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2152,from=rss#post2152https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2152,from=rss#post2152Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? Because her boyfriend was blonde too. nondisclosed_email@example.com (NeoStarr)Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:42:56 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2151,from=rss#post2151https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2151,from=rss#post2151How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? there's whiteout on the screen How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? There's writing on the white-out. nondisclosed_email@example.com (NeoStarr)Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:41:06 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2150,from=rss#post2150https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2150,from=rss#post2150LOL!!! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Mr Titanic)Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:14:53 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2149,from=rss#post2149https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2149,from=rss#post2149All funney.nondisclosed_email@example.com (vmak2)Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:51:03 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2148,from=rss#post2148https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2148,from=rss#post2148a blonde asked her boy friend to help her with a jigsaw puzzel, she said it is supoosed to be a tiger her boyfriend said, put the frosties back in the boxnondisclosed_email@example.com (moneyballs2)Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:12:00 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2147,from=rss#post2147https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2147,from=rss#post21472 blondes were on there way to disney world, they came to a sign that read disney land left, so they went homenondisclosed_email@example.com (moneyballs2)Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:10:22 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2146,from=rss#post2146https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2146,from=rss#post2146why where there 5 bullet holes in the mirror? a blonde tried to shoot herselfnondisclosed_email@example.com (moneyballs2)Fri, 05 Aug 2005 12:09:30 +0000 Re: Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2145,from=rss#post2145https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2145,from=rss#post2145lol...silly.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Xiao Lynn)Mon, 25 Jul 2005 14:05:47 +0000 Blond jokes!https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2144,from=rss#post2144https://benigmaforums.runboard.com/p2144,from=rss#post2144A blond walked into a bar where there was a tv showing the ten o clock news. There was a man on a building. The barman says "I bet £20 that the man will jump" "Okay" said the blonde "I bet £20 that he doesn't" In the end the man jumped. When the blond offered him the £20 he said "I can't accept this because i watched the 6 o clock news" The blond replied "so did i but i didn't think he'd do it again"nondisclosed_email@example.com (Brengirl)Sun, 24 Jul 2005 12:58:08 +0000