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A blond walked into a bar where there was a tv showing the ten o clock news. There was a man on a building. The barman says "I bet £20 that the man will jump"
"Okay" said the blonde "I bet £20 that he doesn't"
In the end the man jumped. When the blond offered him the £20 he said "I can't accept this because i watched the 6 o clock news"
The blond replied "so did i but i didn't think he'd do it again"

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Re: Blond jokes!


lol...silly.

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why where there 5 bullet holes in the mirror?


a blonde tried to shoot herself

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2 blondes were on there way to disney world, they came to a sign that read disney land left, so they went home

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a blonde asked her boy friend to help her with a jigsaw puzzel, she said it is supoosed to be a tiger

her boyfriend said, put the frosties back in the box

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All funney.

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LOL!!!

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

there's whiteout on the screen

How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?


There's writing on the white-out.



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Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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