Brengirl
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Blond jokes!
A blond walked into a bar where there was a tv showing the ten o clock news. There was a man on a building. The barman says "I bet £20 that the man will jump"
"Okay" said the blonde "I bet £20 that he doesn't"
In the end the man jumped. When the blond offered him the £20 he said "I can't accept this because i watched the 6 o clock news"
The blond replied "so did i but i didn't think he'd do it again"
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7/24/2005, 12:58 pm
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Xiao Lynn
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Re: Blond jokes!
lol...silly.
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7/25/2005, 2:05 pm
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moneyballs2
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Re: Blond jokes!
why where there 5 bullet holes in the mirror?
a blonde tried to shoot herself
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8/5/2005, 12:09 pm
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moneyballs2
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Re: Blond jokes!
2 blondes were on there way to disney world, they came to a sign that read disney land left, so they went home
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8/5/2005, 12:10 pm
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moneyballs2
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Re: Blond jokes!
a blonde asked her boy friend to help her with a jigsaw puzzel, she said it is supoosed to be a tiger
her boyfriend said, put the frosties back in the box
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8/5/2005, 12:12 pm
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vmak2
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Re: Blond jokes!
All funney.
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8/5/2005, 12:51 pm
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Re: Blond jokes!
LOL!!!
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NeoStarr
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Re: Blond jokes!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
there's whiteout on the screen
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.
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Re: Blond jokes!
Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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1/18/2006, 3:42 am
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Re: Blond jokes!
Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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1/18/2006, 3:50 am
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